Morning's big adventure with the Toto Washlet

Can't wait to write this one down.  Our fully automatic toilet started spraying Steve while he sat minding his own business.  Can't write his comments, but let me tell you, I'm laughing.  Believe me, I have no pictures!  The darn Toilet knows when you come in the room and opens it's lid to welcome you.  Dick felt it was saluting him. Who knew it had more in mind for him.  Maybe too much?